THE WORLD'S BEST LICENSE PLATE

bacon fans unite

HELP PLEASE!

very important

NORMA'S SPOON COLLECTION

in falls village, connecticut

ANITA WARP'S CONTACT LENS FROM 1949

if i ever wear contact lenses, i hope that they become immortalized in a museum just like anita's

CHICKEN LEG FIRE

the faux-wood in this fire looks like chicken legs.

MEET CAT STEVENS

warning: do not pet him re: likes to bite (for fun)

TAXIDERMY

at harold warp's pioneer village in minden nebraska. reputed to be the only museum of american progress in the modern world. (expect more to come)

CONEY ISLAND IN GARY, INDIANA

on a cold december night. we went there to collect dirt from michael jackson's childhood home during the american artifacts tour and stumbled upon this.